In the spirit of the all-politics-all-the-time week that we've been having with the Democratic National Convention, I offer you two short stories written by Boo. In keeping with all things presidential, it features many of the Founding Fathers. I've put notes in [brackets] if I thought a translation of the spelling was needed, otherwise spelling, grammar, etc. is as he wrote it:
The Presidents Pizza Store!
On March 22, 1983, 43 Presidents were makeing pizza. All of 'em had ideas. As a boy Roughaford [Rutherford] B. Hayes said Lets make cheese pizza. He loved cheese pizza. Cheese pizzas yummy said George Washington, John Tyler, Millard Fillmore, Ulysses S. Grant, William McKily [McKinley], Calvin Cooligh, Harry S. Truman, John F. Kennidy, James Earl Carter (Jimmy Jr.) and Ronald W. Reagan. So, Tomas Jefferson, William Henry Harrison, James K. Polk, Franklin Pierce, Abram Linclon, Ruthaford B. Hayes, Benjamin harrison, Taft, and Thedore Roosavelt, Herbert Hoover, Dwight d. Eisenhower, Lyddon B. Johnson, and George H.W. Bush made the cheese pizza. John Adams, James Monroe, Martin Van Buren, Zackary Taylor, James Buchanan, James A. Garfield, Grover Clevelan, Woodrow Wilson, Franklin d. Roosavelt, John F. Kennidy, Richerd M. Nixon, and Ronald W. Reagan made perrerone pizza. James Madason, John Tyler, Ulysses S. Grant, Chesterd A. Arther made plian pizza.
(Mommy's note: this is Chapter 2 of the book)
Pizza's For Seal! [Sale]
Routhaford B. Hayes was next to John Adams and Martin Van Buren. He said, Can you get me, he saise Martin Van Buren? Got it. Pizzas for seal! said a voice, It was James Madason, His 1st pizza was ready. A car stoped by. It was good. Albert A. Gore Jr., William J (Bill) Clinton runned to meet him. Hie-hie-hie-hie! they said Hi, said Clinton. Heres your plian pizza, said James Madason. Glosyas! [Mommy's note: maybe glorious! or gracias!] said Albert A. Gore Jr. He went away. James Madason went back to what he was doing. At 3:00 Herbert Hoover put his 4 cheese pizza in the oven. Muncsh! Muncsh! Routhaford B. Hayes took 2 bites of cheese pizza. Abram Linclon said over to Taft, He likes cheese pizza too!