Monday, October 20, 2008

Boo on Nixon

Boo is doing a one-man-play in our family room as I type. I bring this to you live, uninterrupted, and unedited:

"Hello! I am Richard Milhous Nixon! And this," he says, gesturing to an invisable person by his side. "This is Pat Nixon!"

Mimics crowd applauding.

"Now, I was president, but! I was not allowed to finish my term. I did a very bad thing."

Crowd boos.

"All right, all right, all right ... just listen to Pat Nixon! OK? Just listen to Pat!"

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