I want a Fur Real S'mores Pony. I hope that you can fit it on your sled.
We will put her in the basement.
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This is Betty's Mommy.
Under no circumstances is that FurReal S'Mores Pony to come into this house. I'm not sure what your wholesale costs are for the elves to make this pony, but you should know it retails for $199 at Target. Given the state of the U.S. economy these days, I find that beyond ridiculous. To put this in perspective, our family of four eats for a week on less than that.
I realize that Betty makes a convincing argument to you that the FurReal S'mores Pony can be kept in our basement for her to ride. (Yes, I said ride, because as you undoubtedly know, the attraction of the FurReal S'mores Pony is that she is "OVER 3 FEET TALL!!") So, I know it will be difficult for you not to grant my Betty's Christmas wish for the FurReal S'mores Pony. Try to restrain yourself.
Should Betty ask you for this, might I suggest that you kindly tell her that several of your reindeer are getting up there in years and are tiring of your demands that they fly around the world in one night, so Mr. S'mores would have a much better life as a replacement for the likes of Donner, Blitzen, et. al. If you happen to be privvy to Betty's conversations with any other family members who might be compelled to purchase this fine equine for her, please disabuse them of such a notion.
We have it on good authority that we might be running into you this weekend. I appreciate your attention to this matter.
Betty and Boo's Mommy