Betty, this morning: "I had the best dream last night!"
Me: "Really? What was it about?"
Betty: "Wellllllll ... me, Malia and Sasha were at a concert with Miley Cyrus and The Jonas Brothers!!!!!!!!"
(You will undoubtedly recall that Malia and Sasha Obama are Betty's newest BFFs.)
Me (while grimacing at the mention of the very untalented and indistinguishable Jonas Brothers): "Oh, wow. That must have been very cool."
Betty: "Yeah! And then me, Malia, and Sasha got on stage ... and then we TURNED INTO THE CHEETAH GIRLS!!!!!!!"