Well, I've had one and I currently have the other, but not at the same time. Nor does my MIL have braces. Your guess is as good as mine as to how someone found this blog from that.
"peggy boo i wanna be loved by you"
A remake of the famous song, perhaps?
I'm happy to help you out with your homework, kiddos. Just remember to cite the blog - that would be The Betty and Boo Chronicles - because I could use all the followers I can get, and I'm guessing your teacher might be in my target audience.
Same for you, too!
"lesson plans for mr. peabody's apples"
You won't find either here, sorry. (The engineering degree is especially laughable.)
"cost of Novacaine shot"
There've been a lot of hits on these and similar comfortably numb terms. Who knew this was such a hot topic?
"Sunny von Bulow eggnog recipe"
Um ... yeah. First off, hate to burst your bubble on this one, but Sunny von Bulow is not among the choices of how you can cook your eggs. Secondly, I doubt Sunny was making much eggnog in her later years. Thirdly, this is the funniest damn search term (and my favorite) that has landed someone to this blog.
"quaesitum oxford"Is that a particular type of dress shirt or something?
Yes, Your Honor, sir? I'm innocent of the charges that I practiced opsigamy here on my blog. In my defense, sir, I don't even know what the hell that means.
A few other good ones that I can't think up any witty or sarcastic comments for:
"my clunker experience"
"Old World Daughter, New World Mother"
"Maymah Borthwick Cheney" (so many searches on this!)
"gratitude is happiness doubled by wonder"
"how can I get the soundbite for Marcia, Marcia, Marcia?"
"life hands you poems"
"themes in the marriage of bette and boo"
"booing during obama's congress address"
"platforms for class president"
"trip to England"
And finally, last but not least ...
"bon richerd leo"
I haven't seen him around here, but if he's as rich as his name sounds, he's welcome to stop by anytime.